Here are our four nominees for Best Stupid - Food:

tranzutopia

In her debut Stupid Performance, tranzutopia took us on a journey of epic proportions, to the rotten underbelly of an America we like to believe has overcome the disgusting stain of racism. But, while 'mafia', that disgusting racist slur, is still in common use, and cunty Scots continue to insensitively ( Read more... )

As seen in domestic_snark...

You think breastmilk is just for babies? Guess what, it makes a delicious dessert topping too!

I'm turning comment notifications off, as I expect this to explode.

EDIT: a warning to sensitive souls or those who just don't like seeing that kind of thing, one of the commenters uses a rather graphic childbirthing photo as an icon.

Stupid in vegrecipes of all places.

"YOU USE FRENCH INSTEAD OF ITALIAN BREAD WHEN YOU MAKE BRUSCHETTA...THEREFORE YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!"

http://community.livejournal.com/vegrecipes/1052996.html

I wish I was kidding.

rain_andflowers asks for bruschetta recipes. miss_cupotea suggests one with french bread and tranzutopia takes ( Read more... )

This one just kind of made me lol a little.

Starbucks coffee is priced the way it is because it's GOURMET!!!!11 DUH!!! ALL OTHER COFFEE IS CAT PISS COMPARED TO THE AWESOMENESS OF STARBUCKS!!Doesn't take long for folks to set her straight regarding the (cough) quality of Starbucks coffee ( Read more... )

A post is made to mock_the_stupid in which the OP recounts an amusing incident that happened to her family. Her brother kept putting what he thought was sugar in his milk, and it kept tasting horrible. Nobody could figure out what the problem was, until the OP's father showed up in the kitchen and instantly noticed that the sugar bowl had salt in it instead of ( Read more... )

OK, it's official: feminist is the most ridiculous community on LiveJournal.

In a discussion of cultural appropriation, a commenter asks, "I mean, couldn't you even say that (in some cases) making a certain type of ethnic food is cultural misappropration because one is stealing the food of a marginalized culture without really appreciating it or having ( Read more... )

Apparently the cooking community has been a spotlight community on the livejournal main page for a couple of weeks, causing a sudden influx of idiocy. Examples:

I call this fried rice, but it doesn't have any rice in it!

Barbie-shaped rice crispie squares, anyone?

I don't like mayo. But I had these eggs and they had mayo in them and they were GREAT! ( Read more... )

Don't ask me how I find this shit. Because It's a secret!!!!! LOL Just kidding. Anyway.

So, some dude makes a post to cooking. He's in need of a recipe for sauerkraut soup, and is ever so nice about it:

I am looking for a recipe for sauerkraut soup, as far as I know its a cream soup ( Read more... )